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15 November, 2009 by mennen Categories :
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The sanctity of our Constitution is being destroyed by the current administration

But luckily this guy is on the case. After hours upon hours of right wing radio surely his knowledge of the Constitution exceeds Obama’s. What with his fancy smancy Constitutional Law professorship and all. Piss on that shit.

“Men like Madison and Jefferson were moved by the ideals of Christianity, and wanted the United States to reflect those values as a Christian nation,” continued Mortensen, referring to the “Father of the Constitution,” James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. “The words on the page speak for themselves.”


The Onion – Area Man Passionate Defend of Constitution


The Onion - Satire

The Onion - Satire

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  • I would point out that the Onion is purely a work of fiction for satirical means and it is not a factual news source. Unfortunately people like Kyle Mortensen actually exist to the point where they're in the majority in certain areas!
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