Best Late Night Political Humor of the Week

16 January, 2010 by mennen Categories :
Late Night Jokes

Best Late Night Political Humor of the Week – Jan. 16th

Politics Jokes - Late Night Humor

Source: US Bulletin

Jay Leno: “Well, I love…this. The underwear bomber pleaded not guilty in court today. He had a bomb in his underpants, okay! ‘What is your defense?’ ‘I didn’t know there was a bomb in my underpants.’ Oh, ‘I was framed by the Fruit of the Loom guys.’ What are you doing? How could you plead not — there was a bomb in your underpants. So stupid!”

Conan O’Brien: “Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is under fire for discussing whether or not President Obama has a ‘negro dialect.’ … Reid is also in trouble for saying Joe Lieberman ‘talks all Moses-y.’”

Craig Ferguson: “It’s a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she’ll probably quit after a year.”

David Letterman: “Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. … The new slogan is ‘hair and unbalanced.’”

Conan O’Brien: According to a new TV Guide poll, “83 percent of voters -want me to stay at 11:35. … When he heard this poll number, President Obama asked, ‘How can I get NBC to screw me over?’”

David Letterman: “I thought this was nice: President Obama invited Jay and Conan to the White House for a beer.”

Jimmy Fallon: “President Obama announced a plan to recover federal bailout money from banks. I guess that explains why Biden was seen yesterday buying a gun and a ski mask.”