Best Late Night Political Humor of the Week

9 January, 2010 by mennen Categories :
Late Night Jokes

Best Late Night Political Humor of the Week – Jan. 9th

Politics Jokes - Late Night Humor

Source: US Bulletin

Jay Leno: “Good to see everybody. You know, it is good to be back. We were off for Christmas and apparently so was the Department of Homeland Security.”

Conan O’Brien: “A new poll asked Americans who their ideal next-door neighbor would be. The number one answer was the Obama family…mainly because the Obamas are the kind of neighbors who would lend you a cup of sugar or a trillion dollars.”

Jay Leno: “Sen. Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring.”

Conan O’Brien: “President Obama honored more than 80 teachers for excellence in math and science. … Then he begged them to leave China and come teach here in the United States.”

Jon Stewart: “I know that the Yemen thing complicates the war on terror, but on the plus side, getting attacked is really the only way we Americans learn about world geography.”

Conan O’Brien: “If he’s convicted, the underwear bomber could be sentenced to life in federal prison. … But even worse, for the rest of his life, he’ll be known as the underwear bomber.”

Conan O’Brien: “Yesterday, a naked jogger was stopped near the White House. … Secret Service grabbed the man and immediately allowed him to attend a state dinner.”