Best Late Night Political Humor of the Week

20 December, 2009 by mennen Categories :
Late Night Jokes

Best Late Night Political Humor of the Week – Dec. 19th

Politics Jokes - Late Night Humor

Source: US Bulletin

Jimmy Fallon: “Hey, last night I watched Oprah’s White House Christmas special. President Obama told Oprah he deserves a ’solid B-plus’ for his first year in office. That’s a big improvement from our last president, who for the last eight years received a ‘WTF.’

Stephen Colbert: “Yesterday, the Dems officially dropped from the Senate healthcare bill both the public option and an alternate plan for 55 to 65 year olds to buy into Medicare. At this point, the only reform left in the bill is government-mandated post-appointment lollipops.”

Conan O’Brien: “President Obama says that Congress is very close to getting a new healthcare plan, but due to compromises, it ‘won’t include everything that everybody wants.’ … For instance, it covers everything except trips to the doctor or the hospital.”

Jimmy Fallon: “And this is good. Democratic leaders are hoping to pass healthcare reform before Christmas. And really, what better Christmas present could Obama give the country than the gift of not having to talk about healthcare anymore?”

David Letterman: “Right about now, Santa Claus is making a list and checking it twice. Now why can’t the Secret Service do that?”

Jay Leno: “A Georgia couple showed up a day early for a tour at the White House — you know, just regular folks” — and “somehow wound up in an invitation only breakfast with President Obama and the First Lady. … The only two people that couldn’t get in the White House this year were John McCain and Sarah Palin.