Anorexic white girls are what Tigers do best?

Well it has been brought to my attention that the mere mentioning of Tiger Woods is like putting a “Free Beer” sign on your web site. So it’s time we mentioned this little 18[year old] hole master of ours. Not like the phones at TMZ don’t go ringing off the hook every time he farts.

What Woods on meth might look like

Who knew Tiger Wood’s penis would someday cut into Michael Jackson’s album sales? Why does Tiger hate the King of Pop? Worst of all, why does Tiger hate America? Good upstanding Christians are working hard all over the country to deny gays their right to marriage and this headline stealing golfing man whore pimp is defecating all over it.

This post needs some actual content so here is our deviant’s recent announcement you’ve probably heard about 40 times just the last hour:

Tiger Woods.com – Hiatus announcement

Hey Tiger Woods: Get off my TV (and my sister)

You should probably go ahead and read these:

• It’s beginning to look like Christmas|Hanukkah|Kwanzaa|etc. liberals
• Brit Hume, taking a break from raising suicidal alcoholic children, counsels Tiger Woods on his faith
• Chris Mathews breaks GOP strategist’s mental teleprompter by asking for one good thing from GOP in 20 years

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