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21 November, 2009 by mennen Categories :
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CNN: Health care debate headed to Senate floor

What a Senate building might look like.

What a building full of Senators might look like.

Well if you were wondering why your conservative neighbors are outside crying and finally having a yard sale to sell all their disowned gay son’s crap to raise cash this may be it. Apparently the Senate just pissed in your corn flakes, raped your daughter, and shot your dog when they voted to continue debate on HR 3590. Your confused neighbors are planning for the Apocalypse so don’t mind them, they’ll tire themselves out and be back inside watching Beck in no time. I would use this to your advantage and go over there and buy that gay fucker’s vinyl Cher collection, these are quite valuable.

The 60-39 vote to prevent a Republican filibuster against the start of debate on Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s legislation broke down along strict party lines.

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CNN – Health care debate headed to Senate floor

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