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MSNBC reports on this historic KKKongresional occasion

Congratulations you bigoted son of a bitch! Here’s to a thousand more years!

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Some Points Of Note:

• Chuck and Hannity both declare themselves as conservatives and not Republicans, a growing trend amongst the base.
• Chuck admits that if he were a politician he would kick his opponent’s ass.  I don’t care where you stand on the issues, that’s just plain fucking awesome.
• Chuck’s wife’s Botox needs a retouching

Norris: You know, with all the senators, you can’t get anything done. You know, it’s always right and left –

Hannity: No, no, you can, I disagree with you. You can.

Norris: Well, what I’d have to do, I’d have to choke out all the Democrats.

Hannity: [laughs] Well, it’s a good start.

In all seriousness this is a testament to the party’s current widening divide; it’s curious to see where they will go from here. If there’s anything this party can agree on lately it’s that Democrats need to die. That’s a start, let’s build from there guys.

Well that’s settled.

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Douchebag

I just shat myself.

But luckily this guy is on the case. After hours upon hours of right wing radio surely his knowledge of the Constitution exceeds Obama’s. What with his fancy smancy Constitutional Law professorship and all. Piss on that shit.

“Men like Madison and Jefferson were moved by the ideals of Christianity, and wanted the United States to reflect those values as a Christian nation,” continued Mortensen, referring to the “Father of the Constitution,” James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. “The words on the page speak for themselves.”

The Onion – Area Man Passionate Defend of Constitution

The Onion - Satire

I want to meet this kid.

Top 35 Amazing Science Fair Projects

This gem above is just a taste of what is inside.  I don’t know about you but I have always wondered this myself and I wish I could blow the picture up like they do in CSI and read what is on the data charts. Who knows what knowledge that little turd is keeping from us in those charts.

Unfortunately the “What does a burning Mormon smell like?” project didn’t make the list. Click the image above for the full list.

In other news CNN is scrambling to find his cheap Mexican replacement

Grand exit for CNN’s Lou Dobbs – Full AJC Article