Stephen Colbert Gives His Post-Debate Analysis and His Take on Romney vs Big Bird

Colbert gets funky with the war on women rap

 

“He just told the moderator — who works at PBS — I’m going to throw your ass out on the street old man! Not only you, but all those free-loading Muppets! That doesn’t just take one ball, it takes TWO! TWO ENORMOUS BALLS! Ha-ha-ha!” — Stephen Colbert

 

 

He then goes on to discuss Fox New’s coverage of the first 2012 Presidential Debate:

 

 

“Romney’s healthcare plan is just like his positions: the details change state-by-state.” – Stephen Colbert

“As a staunch Conservative, I usually condemn any Republican who distances themselves from everything they’ve said on the campaign trail. But it worked, so fuck it.” – Stephen Colbert

 

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