Remember kids, if you question a politician about his shady perverted past: You are a racist.
Stephen Colbert: “I will get right to the big news. Herman Cain is under attack. … Of course, when you’re top in the polls, the media digs through your past. It’s not fun but it beats being John Huntsman. No one’s even digging through his present.”
Apparently, his advisers’ solution to his recent poor debate performances is a few Xanax and a couple shots.
This week President Obama is going to be a guest on ‘The Tonight Show’ with Jay Leno. I’m surprised. Because his popularity is at an all-time low. And there are people in the streets marching against him. So it’s nice of President Obama to help him out.
GOP Debate Cartoons / Comics
Jon Stewart: “But of course Romney is the front-runner. Here he is defending Romneycare, which, as you know, is identical to, but in no way has anything to do with Obamacare. … So to…
GOP Presidential Nominee Herman Cain Cartoons / Comics
“If I run, I would have pulled one of the greatest scams in the history of politics.”