‘Hannity’ Articles at Self Deprecate

25 November, 2009 by mennen Categories :
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Hannity’s hot air contributing to global warming?

I thought douchebags were inherently talented in the field of meteorology.

In this video Hannity puts his years of scientific research to use in order to enlighten us on climate change.

From the article:

In three separate instances over two weeks, Sean Hannity has baselessly asserted that “this is one of the coldest years on record” to claim that climate change is a “hoax” or not “real.” In fact, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), and Britain’s Met Office have stated that to date, 2009 is among the warmest years on record.

You gotta admit though, fact checking Hannity is like nailing a drunk chick. I mean it feels great but afterwards the ease of it all almost feels dirty.

15 November, 2009 by mennen Categories :
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Hannity tells Chuck Norris Ron Paul is a loon

Some Points Of Note:

Chuck and Hannity both declare themselves as conservatives and not Republicans, a growing trend amongst the base.
Chuck admits that if he were a politician he would kick his opponent’s ass. I don’t care where you stand on the issues, that’s just plain fucking awesome.
Chuck’s wife’s Botox needs a retouching

Norris: You know, with all the senators, you can’t get anything done. You know, it’s always right and left –
Hannity: No, no, you can, I disagree with you. You can.
Norris: Well, what I’d have to do, I’d have to choke out all the Democrats.
Hannity: [laughs] Well, it’s a good start.

In all seriousness this is a testament to the party’s current widening divide; it’s curious to see where they will go from here. If there’s anything this party can agree on lately it’s that Democrats need to die. That’s a start, let’s build from there guys.