Conan: “Polling across the country shows the presidential race is now neck and neck. Yeah. It’s an even tie between not Barack Obama and not Mitt Romney.”
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VIDEO – SNL parodies VP debate in October 13th cold opening skit
Debate veteran Joe Biden danced around the baby-faced Paul Ryan in a six sided ring of fire this past week in the 2012 Vice Presidential Debate.
Jay Leno: “Mitt Romney announced he is going to the Olympics in London next month. No word if he’s going to be rooting for Switzerland, Bermuda, Luxembourg, or the Cayman Islands.”
Jay Leno: “The GSA, they were partying in Vegas. The Secret Service having sex with prostitutes. Suddenly working for the government is one long episode of ‘The Jersey Shore.'”
Jimmy Fallon: “Here is some election news. Today, Joe Biden launched a new Twitter account to give supporters updates from the campaign trails, like his most recent update, ‘They still won’t let me go on the campaign trail.'”
Jay Leno: “I read today, the earth’s population is now well past seven billion people … seven billion. And still, the Republicans can’t find one candidate they really like.”