Jay Leno: “The GSA, they were partying in Vegas. The Secret Service having sex with prostitutes. Suddenly working for the government is one long episode of ‘The Jersey Shore.'”
President Barack Obama stops by the Jimmy Fallon Show to slow jam the news.
Conan O’Brien: “Ann Romney is defending her husband for strapping the family dog to the roof of their station wagon when on a family trip saying the dog loved it. Unfortunately, the dog could not be reached for comment because he ran away to stay with Michael Vick.”
Silly Secret Service, hookers are for soldiers.
This is clearly the President’s fault. We all know it is the job of the president to protect the secret service.