Why does Paul Ryan hate your grandma? Well, for starters, the old bitch isn’t a so-called ‘job creator’. He wishes she’d just hurry up and die already. In his 2012 budget proposal, Congressman Ryan wishes to remove Medicare as we know it and replace it with a voucher system that would be used to purchase overpriced private insurance instead.

I think this guy got his cheeks pinched one too many times at the family reunion. Or maybe his grandma wrote him a bad check for his birthday. For whatever reason, he has a bone to pick with yours.