Late Night with David Letterman: Top Ten Signs You Have Bad Health Insurance

Friday, November 15, 2013

10. Application asks if you have a cute sister

9. Two coverage options: above the waist or below the waist

8. Every one of their approved doctors is incarcerated

7. Your agent works out of a Chipotle

6. You ask, “How much is the deductible?” The answer, “How much you got?”

5. Entire operation is a guy named Cal and his cousin Junebug

4. You share a plan with your cats

3. You’re reimbursed in camel cash

2. Company’s TV spokesman: Dr. Conrad Murray

1. Your prostate exam must be televised