“Here at Yeast Infection Park on the corner of Hurts When I Pee Boulevard, we are out here with a group of people who are protesting our country’s history of allowing corporate greed to go unpunished. As you can see from the crowd, many are also protesting our country’s history of good hygiene.” – Triumph
"Here's a place you won't be occupying anytime soon....a vagina..."
"I wear the same mask when I go down on Joy Behar"
"Don't the protesters realize their public educations are being funded by the taxes you evade each year?" - Triumph