Jay Leno: “Well folks, both conventions are finally over, and if you watched, I think it’s pretty clear who should be the next President of the United States. Bill Clinton! How about that? Yeah!”
Latest political jokes from late night comedians Leno, Letterman, Conan O’Brien, and more.
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Jay Leno: “Mitt Romney announced he is going to the Olympics in London next month. No word if he’s going to be rooting for Switzerland, Bermuda, Luxembourg, or the Cayman Islands.”
Jimmy Fallon: This week Mitt Romney had his most successful day of fundraising after he made $8 million dollars. Or as Romney calls that, ‘Cufflink money.’
Conan O’Brien shows the latest $5 Donor Dinner with President Barack Obama.
Conan O’Brien: “President Obama has issued an order allowing some illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. Mitt Romney says he is fine with this plan, at least until his landscaping is finished.”
Jay Leno: “Yeah, Romney – Romney announced this week he is going on a Midwest five-day bus tour. The hard part? Explaining to Mitt what a bus is. ‘It’s not one person per vehicle? You mean many people ride? Isn’t that Communist?'”