Political Jokes of the Week – Top Ten Romney VP Questions, Tax Returns, Jobless Claims
Latest political jokes from late night comedians Leno, Letterman, Conan O’Brien, and more.
David Letterman
Political Jokes of the Week – Romney at Bain Capital, Jobs Report, GOP Repeals Obamacare
Jay Leno: “Mitt Romney announced he is going to the Olympics in London next month. No word if he’s going to be rooting for Switzerland, Bermuda, Luxembourg, or the Cayman Islands.”
Political Jokes About Supreme Court Obamacare Ruling, Romney, Nancy Pelosi
Jimmy Fallon: This week Mitt Romney had his most successful day of fundraising after he made $8 million dollars. Or as Romney calls that, ‘Cufflink money.’
Political Jokes of the Week – Eric Holder’s Fast & Furious, Romney VP Pick, Obama Immigration Policy
Conan O’Brien: “President Obama has issued an order allowing some illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. Mitt Romney says he is fine with this plan, at least until his landscaping is finished.”
David Letterman’s Top 10 Blockbuster Films About Presidents
David Letterman’s Top 10 List of Blockbuster Films About Presidents
Political Jokes of the Week – Romney is Rich, Obama says private sector ‘Doing fine.’, Rand Paul
Jay Leno: “Yeah, Romney – Romney announced this week he is going on a Midwest five-day bus tour. The hard part? Explaining to Mitt what a bus is. ‘It’s not one person per vehicle? You mean many people ride? Isn’t that Communist?'”
Political Jokes of the Week – GSA Scandal, John Edwards Trial, Obama Slogan
Jay Leno: “The GSA, they were partying in Vegas. The Secret Service having sex with prostitutes. Suddenly working for the government is one long episode of ‘The Jersey Shore.'”
Political Jokes of the Week – Secret Service Sandal, Ann “Stay at Home Mom” Romney, Seamus Rides on the Roof
Conan O’Brien: “Ann Romney is defending her husband for strapping the family dog to the roof of their station wagon when on a family trip saying the dog loved it. Unfortunately, the dog could not be reached for comment because he ran away to stay with Michael Vick.”