Jay Leno: “Rick Santorum said today that during his 16 years in Congress, he was an outsider the whole time. You know what? After 16 years, you’re not an outsider, okay? You’re just unpopular.”
Not only do the plans of Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum raise the debt, they do it even more so than Obama’s budget proposal – this is according to the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget.
That’s right ya’ll, you can night hunt in your Chevy Volt.
Jay Leno: “Let’s see what happened in Washington. The Vice President of China showed up at the White House today. That’s what happens when you get behind on the rent. The landlord shows up, starts looking around.”
Jon Stewart, with The Daily Show, returned to weigh in over the White House birth control mandate controversy last night.
David Letterman: “That Mitt Romney, say what you will about the guy, but he’s stiff. And people on the inside tell me that the first thing he’s going to do when he’s elected President, if that happens, he’s going to outlaw casual Friday.”
In fact, it seemed at one point that the only qualification to get a surge in the polls was to not be named Mitt Romney.
Conan O’Brien: “After losing in Florida, Newt Gingrich is campaigning hard in Las Vegas. Gingrich says he loves Las Vegas because it has two of his favorite things, buffets and wedding chapels”