Better watch your back stoners, Stephen Colbert is coming for you.
“Don’t worry about me Greta, because I have a raging rage-on.” – Stephen Colbert
This is clearly the President’s fault. We all know it is the job of the president to protect the secret service.
The Republican War on Women is a liberal invention, like global warming and the female orgasm.
Conan O’Brien: “It’s Super Tuesday; it’s going to be followed, tomorrow, by Oh, S— Now We’re Really Stuck With Romney Wednesday.”
The Shat, or ‘Bill’ as Colbert likes to call him, talks about his new one man Broadway show.
Jay Leno: “Rick Santorum said today that during his 16 years in Congress, he was an outsider the whole time. You know what? After 16 years, you’re not an outsider, okay? You’re just unpopular.”
Nothing like American Exceptionalism through the lens of your favorite Rocky III tune.